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Winston: I wanted to talk to you about the regrettable contact between Cece's...her down there and my...parts.
Schmidt: You practically shish-kebabed her.

Cece:Do you have any agave?
Schmidt: We might have some pressed lentils syrups in the mixin's cabinet.

I had only sari related sexual ideas. Monsoon Bedding, Best Erotic Maribone Hotel,Slumdoggy Style Millionaire!

We can form an Ocean's Twelve. I will be Brad Pitt. You will be the crafty Asian who does the flippies.

Let's concentrate on the smite later.

Nick, please do not angry-fix the sink.

Winston: So that means you're gonna do whatever I say?
Schmidt: I mean as long as it's gangsta...or not. It doesn't have to be.

I wanna be the black friend you never had.

You were so light and charming you were like Pixar Winston.

Let's let Winston turn on his black switch. And let his black light shine.

There's two of you! I thought we were in the middle of a budget crisis!

I don't celebrate Christmas, or as I like to call it, "White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night."

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New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

I know I'm gullible because a lot of people tell me that and I have no reason not to believe them.

Jess
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