Shane Botwin Quotes
Shane: Renada just wants me for my sperm.
Doug: She sounds perfect.
Shane: Couldn't stay away, huh?
Silas: Like you always said, I'm not very bright.
Shane: She's not coming is she?
Andy: No, she's not.
(to Silas) Want to join? We are stealing Christmas card money from the past.
Always the babysitter, awesome.
Dude, give up the dream.
Shane: We'll let the lab decide.
Shane: DNA my brother or should I say half brother.
(to Silas) He's so your f*cking dad.
Silas: So what do you think is in the locked room at the end of the hall?
Shane: Probably a shrine to our mom.
(to Mr. Schiff) You keep a picture of our mom in your wallet?
Shane: It definitely happened.
Andy: Hey never confirmed.
Doug: They had sex.
I'm a hero! I'm a hero! I can't taste my beer anymore.