The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon Cooper Quotes (Page 5)

Sheldon: Umm....
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Sheldon: Feelings? What am I a hippie at a love-in?
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Sheldon: Good buddy Leonard. [knock] Good buddy Leonard. [knock] Good buddy Leonard. [knock]
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Amy: Here I am?
Sheldon: Wait. Here who is where?
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Sheldon: Leonard, wait! ... Dobby the elf dies in book 7.
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Sheldon: I think your morning Cocoa Pops are turning you into a hysterical woman.
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Penny: Okay. Hang on. Are you saying some day that you and Amy might actually get physical?
Sheldon: It's a possibility.
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Sheldon: Penny ... all my life I have been uncomfortable with the sort of physical contact that comes easily to others -- handshaking, hugging, prostate exams. But I'm working on it, you know? Just recently, I had to put VapoRub on Amy's chest. A year ago, that would have been unthinkable.
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Kripke: My work would suffer too if I was getting laid all the time.
Sheldon: Yes. That is the reason. My work is suffering because of all the laid I am getting.
Kripke: You lucky bastard.
Sheldon: What can I say, you know? She enjoys my genitals. I am giving them to her on a nightly basis.
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Sheldon: I read his research and ... it's leaps and bounds ahead of mine. Which means the mommy of the smartest physicist at the university is not my mommy as I thought. It's his mommy.
Amy: Sheldon, I wish there was something I could do to make you feel better. May I offer you a consoling hug?
Sheldon: What do we have to lose?
Amy: How's that?
Sheldon: I feel like I'm being strangled by a boa constrictor. Why did you stop?
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