The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon Cooper Quotes (Page 5)

Sheldon: Alright, so the topic at hand is sexual fidelity. Probably won't be relying on Seuss here. Although 'One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish' might be surprisingly applicable.
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Sheldon: I tried to scare an Indian with a snake. Come on, Cooper, you're better than this.
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Leonard: Oh. Watch out, Sheldon. This little boy Casper is a g-g-g-ghost!
Sheldon: Droll.
Howard: Not as droll as a grown man passed out in a puddle of his own urine.
Leonard: That was pretty droll. With a hint of ammonia.
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Sheldon: [reading on wall] "See you in hell Sheldon."
The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma.
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Amy: Sheldon, is it possible that your foul mood -- or, to use the clinical term, bitchiness -- is because your mother isn't making you a priority?
Sheldon: No. Or, to use the clinical term: "nuh-uh."
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Sheldon: Yes, Penny has a lot of money tied up in promiscuity futures.
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Sheldon's mom: ... there's no harm in trying something new.
Sheldon: There's a lot of harm in trying something new. That's why we test out drugs and cosmetics on bunny rabbits.
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Sheldon: Frankly, Mom, I'm encouraged to see how advanced your group has become -- willing to sail into the ocean without fear of falling off the edge.
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Sheldon [reading inscription]: "To Sheldon, sorry this took so long. Your friend, Wil Wheaton."
Wil: It's my last one and I want you to have it.
Sheldon: Look everyone, Wil Wheaton is my friend.
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Sheldon: And you're going to have to choke back a hot sob of regret and humiliation as you mumble "I was, but I chose to go to a party thrown by the one kid from 'Stand by Me' that no one remembers."
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