Sheldon Cooper Quotes
Dr. Plimpton, Penny is a waitress who doesn't understand the role gasoline plays in the internal combustion engine.
Leonard: Well, it wasn't my fault.
Sheldon: The implication being that you somehow tripped and fell into her lady parts?
Dr. Plimpton: What if there's a disaster that destroys all of the USB ports?
Sheldon: Then there's really no reason to live, is there?
Leonard: I think any university would want you -- except, of course, any university that had already had you, because they would have already wanted you, before they, you know, got you.
Sheldon: From the mind that brought you "hi-lo."
I have a lady friend who will be staying with me for a few days. I want her to feel at home; I also bought scented soaps, pantyhose, Midol, calcium chews, and what is apparently a yogurt specifically designed to regulate the female bowel.
Leonard: Are you planning on kidnapping a woman?
Leonard: Yes, but mixed with a little bit of concern.
And now, as promised, the tangent. Sheldon and the Hell-hound. Or. How I Lost My Hot Dogs.
Allegiance to male comrades before women who sell their bodies for money.
Sometimes your lack of social skills astonishes me.
It was a lot of work to accommodate you in my life. I'd hate to think that effort to be in vain.
Sheldon: This is for you
Penny: Ice cream?
Sheldon: I've been familiarizing myself with female emotional crises by studying the comic strip, "Cathy." when she's upset she says, "ack" and eats ice cream.
Sheldon: If you were a cat, I would have brought you lasagna.
Sheldon: Enjoy the accolades now, Wil Wheaton. But like your time on Star Trek: The Next Generation, your smug self-satisfaction will be short-lived.