Favorite Shoshanna Shapiro Quotes
Shoshanna: It doesn't hurt.
Ray: Good because I haven't done anything yet.
I didn't get any sleep last night because Ray only wants to watch old episodes of Ally McBeal all night long.
Marnie: What in God's name is this party for?
Shoshanna: I don't know but she told me if I didn't come, she'd gut me like a fish.
Basically it’s been a very sexually adventurous time for me. I’m alternating nights of freedom with nights of academic focus. So at the end of my senior year I will have had both experiences while also still being super well prepared for the professional world.
I don't wanna touch it if we haven't kissed.
Shoshanna: Oh, wow. You look so whimsical-slash-beautiful.
Jessa: Thank you. I just bathed in the stream and then I ran through the field to dry myself.
I could massage your groin in a non-sexual way.
This is like the most SATC.
Um seriously though, I like really think that the best years of your life are like totally gonna happen here.
to Hannah}
Okay seriously, I cannot believe I have a friend who signed a book deal, it's so adult and intriguing.
Where is she? What is she wearing? Is it linen?
Okay I don't want this to be awkward but like you look amazing, like seriously you could have sex with like any girl at this party including me. Oh my God.
