I'm socializing. I'm sorry if that's not working for you, my social butterflyness.

I feel like my bandana collection is like my most developed collection.

My recent hijinks have really taken a toll on my GPA!

I think it's time to unchoose some of those choices.

Shoshanna: You look like a junkie.
Jessa: I am a junkie.

I mean like Adam's about to be on Broadway, Marnie's clearly about to be a pop star, and I don't know, you were supposed to be the famous artist in this group and now you're just working in advertising.

I think it's really important to be honest even if it's really difficult.

Your entire life you've been telling the world you're a loser who doesn't care. That's not you anymore. I've watched that happen.

Um we need to find out every possible details about this rando hussy immediately.

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Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.