Favorite Sock Quotes
You are a very very hostile young lady, do you know that? Can I have your number?
Ben: The Devil has a child. You know, I never thought the Devil had genitals.
Sock: What, like a Ken doll?
Sam: Sock, Sock, don't do something stupid.
Sock: Sam, I am almost certainly going to do something stupid. It's in my blood. You know that
Ben: Yeah, Love, Bullets, and Blacktop. It's a fine title.
Sock: Boobs, Bullets, and Blacktop would be better. You know, the whole repeating the B's thing, that's classy
Ben: I want a salad.
Sock: Uh, no. Sorry, I'm not going to order you a salad. That's a chick order.
Ben: I want a salad.
Sock: You're not getting a salad.
Ben: We always do this.
Sock: Do what? Do what?
Ben: Do this.
Sock: What? You always order a salad? I don't know. You're getting the chicken midgets!
Ben: Fine.
Sock: And a side salad, okay? You can have a side salad.
Ben: Thank you. Appreciate it
Ben: Damn. We look good.
Sock: I'm thinking of touching myself.
Sam: Not in my car, please
Holly: Tell me how to set Kit free, or I will torch this whole place, and there will only be one of us getting out of here alive.
Sock: Which one of us?
Sam: Are you trying to get back together with Josie?
Sock: What? I... I am trying to make amends, Sam, okay? And if she chooses to thank me in a naked or partially naked way, well that's okay too. I'll take it
Cady: Great hot tub, Sock.
Sock: Yeah, I know. Hottubbing is a passion of mine.
Sam: But why is it in your front yard?
Sock: Hmmm? Why would I put something this awesome in my backyard?
Sam: Privacy?
Sock: Privacy is for idiots
Sam: So that's what 6 million dollars looks like, huh?
Sock: Yeah. I was gonna get naked and roll around in it, but I didn't shower today. I didn't want to get the money dirty.
Ben: Thank you for that
Will you listen to this guy? Wahhh, I've got two chicks fighting over me, what am I going to do, why am I so loveable. Shut up. Enjoy it, Sam, at least try to flip it into a three-way, that's what I'd do
Sam: Give me a bite of that. No, no, I need you to feed it to me.
Sock: What?
Sam: I'm starving, okay? Everything I put in my mouth ends up covered in bugs.
Sock: Oh nice. So bugs, huh? You think that's the work of, uh, El Diablo?
Sam: It must be. Time to collect a soul that's escaped from hell. I just wish the Devil would do it in a less disgusting way
