I'm abstaining from Christmas this year, remember? When you're out on bail for murder it just feels like the right thing to do.

Spencer: A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Hanna: Did Ali say that?
Spencer and Mona: No, Churchill did.

Caleb will listen to him. Never underestimate the power of a good bromance.

Aria: If I try to tell Mike that Mona isn't what he's looking for-
Emily: You won't be able to separate them with a crowbar.
Spencer: Colorful, Em. Graphic, but colorful.

I'm sorry, do we seriously have to remind you that you were never actually kidnapped?

When you ask the organ grinder a question, you don't really want to hear from the monkey.

Spencer: Hanna cannot be stumbling around the halls of school like she's on a bender in Cancun.
Caleb: Hey, what's wrong with Cancun? Don't knock it til you been there.

Alison: You're a little loud.
Spencer: You're a little crazy!

Aria, why would I slip you into a conversation? You guys have done enough slipping on your own.

If the truth is the details, we still don't know what happened to her.

Aria, you need to take a psychological selfie right now.

Spencer: Better than sitting in the cafeteria.
Aria: Not really. We're still a freak show. Now, we're just a freak show in natural light.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer