Spencer Hastings Quotes
Emily: Coincidences happen.
Spencer: Yeah, all the time. They grow on trees like coconuts just waiting for you to walk under them.
She's going to bury the woman who tried to bury her.
We made a pact Emily. A is finally dead and we were all ready to get back to our lives and now we're on Planet Alison.
Spencer: When did you become religious?
Hanna: My mom's dating a preacher, remember?
Emily: You know that A is always one step ahead of us.
Spencer: Yeah, maybe he...she...it...bitch is.
Spencer: When I saw it as him instead of Ali, I thought for sure this was a trap.
Hanna: Probably is and we're just sitting here like geese.
Spencer: Ducks.
Spencer: God, why are you so mean, Dean?
Dean: Because you make me tense, Spence.
Fantastic. I will go upstairs and fill this with my dignity.
Oh God, Aria, will you wake up? This is exactly the kind of deer-in-the-headlights behavior that almost got you shot in the back of a nightclub.
Emily: Did you have an accident?
Spencer: What? No!
Hanna: Well, are you going to? What is up with those shower shoes?
Brenda: Don't haggle, Spencer. It's tacky. $50 for first-timers, repeat customers get a discount.
Spencer: Like at the hoagie shop. Do I get the tenth one free?
Hanna: The mystery dude we should be focusing on is Patterson.
Spencer: Patterson? Isn't that that kid in World History who's always sniffing his fingers?
