Stefan: Anna took Elena.
Damon: Yeah, I got that from your 600 voicemails.

Damon: Elena know you've been drinking blood.
Stefan: I've been drinking hers.
Damon: How romantic.

Stefan: Stay away from Elena.
Damon: I take that as an invitation.

Stefan: I should be upstairs grooming my hero hair.
Damon: Are you drunk?
Stefan: I don't know, Mom, am I?

Stefan: Elena made her decision. She's choosing to trust Elijah. I'm going to put my faith in her.
Damon: Why? She's going to end up dead.
Stefan: Because she put her faith in me. She chose to trust me in spite of what I am. I'm going to bet on somebody's instincts, it's going to be hers.
Damon: Well, then, that makes you the biggest idiot of them all.
Stefan: She chose to trust you, too.
Damon: Then maybe you shouldn't be so sure about her instincts.

Klaus: I was feeling benevolent.
Stefan: You're never benevolent.

Damon and I have been through a Hell of a lot worse than you.

Stefan: Have you thought about it?
Elena: About what? Isobel, my vampire birth mother, who's related to my vampire ancestor Katherine, who screwed over your vampire brother? No, I haven't thought about it at all.

Stefan: I haven't spent 145 years obsessed with you.
Katherine: Based on your choice of women, I'd say otherwise.

Damon: Elena's phone?
Stefan: Where is she?!?

I think he loves her as much as we do, and he can't be selfish with her anymore.

Stefan: Elena and I are taking a pause.
Jenna: That's not what it sounded like this morning.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.