Elena: A simple 'I didn't kill my brother text would have sufficed.'
Stefan: I didn't kill my brother.

Stefan: Friends don't strip friends of their free will.
Klaus: Okay, granted, that was a little extreme.

Damon: Don't rile him up. He's testy when he's being self-righteous.
Stefan: I'm not being self-righteous Damon. I'm just not interested in slaughtering innocent human beings anymore.
Damon: Fair enough. My mistake. You used to be self-righteous.

Damon: Wow, I'd love to lend you a hand, but, you know, you wouldn't want me doing anything stupid.
Stefan: You're seriously gonna be like this?
Damon: You and your girlfriend are calling the shots. I'm just... backing off, Stefan.

Don't. Ever. Threaten. Me. Again.

Stefan: I love her, Damon.
Damon: So do I.

I'm not happy about Elena. But I'm not not happy for you, either.

Stefan: You're staring.
Elena: I'm gazing.
Stefan: It's creepy.
Elena: It's romantic.

Stefan: You're blaming innocent people for something that happened 145 years ago.
Damon: No one here is innocent!

Damon: Can we go back in time to the old Stefan, who cared if Elena lived or died?
Stefan: What for? It's your job now.

Stefan: I could help you.
Damon: You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.

Stefan: Caroline did a little bit of math.
Damon: Caroline?
Stefan: Relax, she had a calculator.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.