Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite Sterling Archer Quotes
Malory: We need a diversity hire.
Archer: I vote Asian chick!
Archer: Woah woah woah, I thought nobody else was supposed to know about this.
Malory: He won't remember.
Krieger: Yeah, no... I'm... I am shitfaced.
Oh com 'on, Ruiz was a loose cannon. He played it fast and he played it loose, and in the end he got burned.
Woodhouse: I'm afraid the lemur got into the pudding cups.
Archer: Yeah, like I told you he would, you idiot.
Lana: You're looking for Predator aren't you? A, he's invisible.
Archer: Not totally, he has a tall tell shimmer.
Archer: Woodhouse! What are you doing?
Woodhouse: Uh, sitting down sir.
Archer: What, at the table? Like people?
Flight Attendant: Sir, can you please find your seat?
Archer: Uh yeah, it's right there. Can you go find some more hurricanes for me?
Lana: Is that a friggin' candy bar?
Archer: Yeah, but do you think you need the calories?
Do you like to travel? Because if you don't find that bag, I will empty the entire contents of your body and use your leathery skin as a replacement.
Shoot him Cyril! But just him. I think the twins are warming up to me. Right? Am I getting some signals?
Why was I dressed like Hitler?
Does Canada even have a spy agency?
