Hawaii Five-0
Fridays 9:00 PM on CBSSteve McGarrett Quotes
Steve: We don't make promises like that around here.
Lori: Well I do.
Steve: Why are you yelling at me?
Danny: I'm not yelling
Max: Actually, you were expressing yourself in a very loud manner.
Danny: Hey, zip it Kermit.
Danny: All of those that think that is a certifiedly demented idea please raise you hand (looks and Kaye)Please raise your hand!
Kaye: Im new i Didn't think I got a vote.
Steve McGarrett: You don't get a vote. And the rest of you are forgetting that the five o is not a democracy it is a benevolent dictatorship ! Got it.
McGarrett: Why don't you just ask her out?
Chin: Miss Hills?
McG: No, the Governor. Who do you think? Every time we see Laura she's sexting you with her eyes.
McGarrett: I'd take powered eggs over your eggs any day.
Danno: My eggs? You love my eggs.
One near death experience and you go all warm and cuddly on me?
Gracie: What's a hangover?
Danno: It's a... You'll figure it out when you're about...thirty-five?
McGarrett: Thirty-five... thirty... sixty...
Danno: Forty or so.
McGarrett: Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there a car attached to you?
Kaye: Oh? Weird.
Danno: I'm going to talk to these models.
McGarrett: Okay, well just stick questions pertaining to the case.
Danno: What's that supposed to mean?
McGarrett: What it means, is that I know you. Stick to the case.
McGarrett:This is going to clear your name.
Chin: Yeah, but at what cost?
Agent Allison Marsh: Listen to me, you can not go after Jimmy Cannon.
McGarrett: Watch me.
Danno: Please don't do that.
McGarrett: What?
Danno: Please don't put both hands on the wheel. Every time you do that something terrible happens, and I have to pray. Wait...wait. [puts on seatbelt] Okay.
