Hawaii Five-0
Fridays 9:00 PM on CBSSteve McGarrett Quotes
Danno: I don't even want to know what you would do.
McGgarrett: I would be by the book.
Danno: The book?
McGarrett: I would be by the book.
Danno: The book? What book would that be? I ask... Patriot Act for Dummies... War & Peace minus the peace part.
McGarrett: What did you just do?
Jenna Kaye: You mean with my gum?
McGarret: Yeah, with your gum. This is a computer not your high school desk.
McGarrett: Must you know every detail of my life?
Danno: Hey, this is the CIA you are dealing with here, okay. They wrote the book on advanced interrogation techniques, which I am absolutely positive you have sitting on your bedside table right now.
Danno: He said he was going in for a business meeting. Who pats you down for a business meeting?
McGarrett: Someone who doesn't want to get caught.
McGarrett: Why, what are you going to do?
Danno: It's nothing. I've got it. I'm gonna take care of it.
McGarrett: Okay, I know what nothing means, so...
Danno: Nothing means, nothing, Stephen. I'm fine.
McGarrett: Don't go anywhere I'm gonna be there soon.
McGarrett: Okay, I know what nothing means, so...
Danno: Nothing means, nothing, Stephen. I'm fine.
McGarrett: Don't go anywhere I'm gonna be there soon.
Danno: I am stretching because my back hurts. You know why my back hurts?
McGarrett: No. Why does your back hurt?
Danno: Because I spent the morning pushing a car down the highway.
McGarrett: Oh, where I come from that's called good exercise.
Danno: Oh really? Where's that, Krypton? Where I come from it's called a workers comp settlement.
You say I have a face. You have a tone, and it says, 'I'm gonna hit somebody.'
If the witness comes back this way you get her straight to the courthouse. If the shooters come back you put them down, and make sure they stay down.
Danno: You couldn't walk him down the steps?
McGarrett: What's in his hand, Danny? He drew his gun on me, okay?
Guess the rest of us who don't have a seat on an aircraft carrier will just have to get out or snorkels.
Kono: Ooo...That guy's pretty hot.
McGarrett: The dark one, right?
Kono: Nah, the blonde.
Danno & McGarrett: That's me.
