Hawaii Five-0

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Danny: If that thing gets near you, you punch it in the nose. Trust
Steve: I'm not going to punch it in the nose.
Danny: You punch it in the nose or it eats your hands. I know these things.

Steve: It's not a boat, it's a dingy
Danny: I stand corrected; we are in a slowly leaking dingy!

Steve: Set the Hook!
Danny: Stop the backseat fishing!

Steve: Time out, I thought the mission today was to get you your first tuna
Danny: Why does everything have to be a mission?
Steve: . The goal was to help you catch an Ahi.
Danny: There's no goal, there's no mission; we're just fishing. We have a couple of laughs, maybe we catch a fish, maybe we don't

Steve: Why do they always run?
Danny: Because I believe they hope the person chasing them ends up wrapped around a telephone pole.

Danny: You were very lucky back there my friend.
Steve: Sorry, lucky? First of all, luck had nothing to do with it, I had the situation under control.
Danny: You are something else, you must have known that our suspect was going to bleed to death while threatening to kill a hostage. Your good, you're really go. Let me ask you another question, how much money is in my wallet, Kreskin or should I say the Amaaaazing McGarrett.

Danny: Going to need a vest, vest please.
Steve: You don't even know what my plan is.
Danny: This is true, but I know you, and any plan you have will involve me and serious bodily harm.
Steve: What are you talking about?
Danny: What I'm talking about, is that over the years our marriage has become predictable.

Steve: Catherine, I want you to help me find my mom.
Catherine: I thought you told Witness Protection you wanted kept secret even from you.
Steve: Yeah, that was before I found out she had a chance to kill Wo Fat and let him get away.

Steve: You're not coming in?
Joe: No it's best if you do this on your own.
Steve: Ok [door opens] Mom?!

Joe: Who you calling?
Steve: Danny. If I leave him another note that I'm going to Japan he will never speak to me again.
Joe: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Steve: Body armor works.
Danny: What is that look? Nobody likes to get shot.

Danny: Alright with the Navy Seal death stare, what are you going to water board me till I tell you about my private phone call?
Steve: No, I'm just trying to get you to tell me because we're friends and I'm worried.

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Listen to me. Do yourself a favor and kill me now because I promise you I will put you in the ground the first chance I get.

Danny

Holy Mullet!

Lori
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