Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Sue Sylvester Quotes
Tina: My name is Tina. Tina Cohen Chang.
Sue: Isn't she the one who used to stutter?
Puckerman I appreciate your commitment to winning, but without a doubt you are the ugliest woman I have ever seen. For a second there I thought you were Beiste's sister.
William, I can taste your Axe body spray.
With Monique down for the count, we are entering The Hunger Games of show choir competition without one of our most powerful voices.
Sue: Dick Butkis, I beg of you, chew your cud with your mouth closed.
Beiste: Sorry. I'm as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
You're nothing like me. You're better. Sure I'm as smart as you are and every bit as pretty, but somehow you're slightly less evil, and I admire that. I admire you Quinn Fabray.
[to Kurt] You know it used to be that just straight ex-football players would lurk the halls of high schools after graduation? But you've proven that gay ex-show choir champs can also be depressive sad sacks desperately clinging to the past.
Well that was just garbage. Garbage wrapped in skin.
Sue: Brittany, you're off the Cheerios.
Brittany: Tough love feels a lot like mean.
[to Marley] I'm trying to think of a mean nickname for you and I'm blanking.
Will: In Shakespeare's time, all the female roles were played by men.
Sue: There's no way that's true.
I've seen your true colors, Finn Hudson. You've got hate in that heart, Double Stuff. And probably also frosting.
