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America, your prayers have been answered. Sue Sylvester is back at McKinley.
Will: Wait, wait, so you're not firing us?
Sue: Not if you win a national championship, I'm not. However, if you do fail to win at nationals, I will fire you and you'll be forced to build creepy relationships with teenagers on your own time.
As soon as she returns from her suspension, I plan on installing Becky as my secretary. And I will refer to her as my "Beckretary."
Hey there, Buttchin! Ahh, Samgelina Jolie!
And now here's the moment you've all been waiting for because your lives are all so devoid of meaning something like this seems very important.
I'm grieving. And I greive by insulting those who mean the most to me. It's just a coincidence that it's also what I do when I'm not grieving.
Santana: You wanted that memorial gone because you're such a cold-hearted bitch.
Sue: What did you just call me?
Santana: A miserable, self-centered bitch who has spent every waking minute of the past three years trying to make our lives miserable. I'm officially over it.
Sue: I don't care for your attitude.
Santana: Well I don't give a hot wet monkey's ass what you care for.
I was horrible to that kid. And I'm utterly destroyed that he died thinking I didn't like him.
He was such a good guy. I'll never get to tell him. There's no less here. There's no happy ending. There's just nothing. He's just gone. He would have made an excellent teacher.
Before Katy versus Gaga it was Jackie versus Marilyn, Betty versus Veronica. Mary Todd Lincoln versus Martha Washington. Why must we always choose between female pop archetypes? Why can't we just be them all!?
Oh, please let it be another Journey song! There's got to be another one left!
