Will: In Shakespeare's time, all the female roles were played by men.
Sue: There's no way that's true.

[to Marley] I'm trying to think of a mean nickname for you and I'm blanking.

Sue: Brittany, you're off the Cheerios.
Brittany: Tough love feels a lot like mean.

Well that was just garbage. Garbage wrapped in skin.

[to Kurt] You know it used to be that just straight ex-football players would lurk the halls of high schools after graduation? But you've proven that gay ex-show choir champs can also be depressive sad sacks desperately clinging to the past.

You're nothing like me. You're better. Sure I'm as smart as you are and every bit as pretty, but somehow you're slightly less evil, and I admire that. I admire you Quinn Fabray.

Sue: Dick Butkis, I beg of you, chew your cud with your mouth closed.
Beiste: Sorry. I'm as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

With Monique down for the count, we are entering The Hunger Games of show choir competition without one of our most powerful voices.

William, I can taste your Axe body spray.

Puckerman I appreciate your commitment to winning, but without a doubt you are the ugliest woman I have ever seen. For a second there I thought you were Beiste's sister.

Tina: My name is Tina. Tina Cohen Chang.
Sue: Isn't she the one who used to stutter?

You only have yourselves to blame. And the liberal media.

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn