Sue Sylvester Quotes (Page 5)
Season 2, Episode 16: "Original Song"
Sue [to Brittany and Santana]: Hello, Tweedle Stupid, Tweedle Fake Boobs.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Sue: I didn't sleep with that drummer. The drummer I slept with was from Jimmy Eat World.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Sue: You took away my Cheerios. Continue this the opening salvo of World War Sue.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 15: "Sexy"
Sue: Picking up some coffee. I like my enemas piping hot.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 14: "Blame It on the Alcohol"
Sue: My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit.
• Rating: 3.6 / 5.0
Sue: It's kinda like nursing a POW back to health so he's at his strongest when you torture him.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the swelling in his brain under control.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 13: "Comeback"
Sue: If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling catheters.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Sue: I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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