It's in my DNA to be intense, okay, just like it's in Porcelain's DNA to poop rainbow glitter.

Sue: Will you sign my breast?
Cooper: My pleasure. "Keep on dreaming. Yours ... Cooper Anderson."

Sue: Hey, Mercedes, who you texting?
Mercedes: I'm not texting anyone, I'm donating to the Obama campaign...

You proved that it's never too late to turn your life around.

In the last week, you either enjoyed a delicious curry or a hug from Principal Figgins.

I spend the day vibrating with wide irrational rage.

I doubt your avian frame could withstand the rigors of childbirth.

The English language lacks the requisite words to express just how much I dislike you.

You can maybe go one day without the driving clothes. It's a wheel chair Artie, not a Porsche.

For God's sake, Amelia, it's 2012. If you wanna marry Will Schuester, ask him.

I made plans to shoot reindeer from my helicopter with Sarah Palin, but she canceled. Apparently Todd gets fussy when she misses his ballet recitals.

Christmas is a time for forgiveness. I have decided to forgive you for having no talent and ruining the American songbook, one mash-up at a time.

Glee Quotes

Sex. It's just like hugging. Only wetter.

Holly

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck