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Sue: I have spent the entire year being nothing but kind to you people.
Tina: Today is only the second day of school.

I thought people wanted a candidate that was for something. That's why I took that pro-deportation stance.

I am running at 6 percent, well behind Undecided, That rapist running from prison and I don't care, Please don't call me during dinner.

I'm gonna stop you right there Becky. Have you ever heard of menopause?

Sue: Your nickname is Panda Express.
Howard: But I'm not Chinese.
Sue: Neither is the food at Panda House.

Honey Badger I am lactating with rage!

Now we can get all HMO up in your Glee hole or you can tell me who put you up to spiking the punch bowl.

You know what they say? Those who can't, teach. Turns out, maybe you actually can. Think about that the next time you prop your butt chin up on one of those little toilets.

I'm pretty sure that barista is onto me. Now I'm Ann Coulter. As you may have noticed, I'm coming slightly unhinged.

Sandy how do you manage to enter a building without setting off all of the fire alarms?

Sue: And as you ponder your decision, I ask that you remember that that cannon has 2 little baby twin cannons, and one more on the way, and if you refuse to sign this, well, those little baby cannons might just go hungry.
Brittany: Baby cannons...
Sue: And the mama cannon has fibromyalgia so she can't work.

Hello, Tweedle Stupid, Tweedle Fake Boobs.

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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Will: I hate to say it but I think as long as you keep being yourself, your life is probably going to be a constant string of 'don't belongs'.
Unique: I know. I should probably start getting used to it.
Will: No, no. You should never get used to it. All great changes come from people who refused to get used to what was accepted but wasn't right. Slavery, gay rights, New Coke.

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