Glee

Sue Sylvester Quotes (Page 10)

Sue: For a brief period, I was a tamborine player for Wilson Phillips.
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Sue [on Sam]: I've gotta get that girl on the Cheerios.
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Sue: Will, you have more grease in your hair than the guy behind Wikileaks?
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Sue: And as you ponder your decision, I ask that you remember that that cannon has 2 little baby twin cannons, and one more on the way, and if you refuse to sign this, well, those little baby cannons might just go hungry.
Brittany: Baby cannons...
Sue: And the mama cannon has fibromyalgia so she can't work.
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Katie Couric: You beat out the following losers: the economy, Mel Gibson, Dina Lohan... and Sparky Lohan, who is Dina Lohan's dog and, apparently, also a loser. How do you deal with that?
Sue: I've been drinking a lot of bleach.
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Sue: No time for a fourtime, ladies. The bus leaves in five.
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Sue: You don't go in that canon and this routine will be all boom, boom and no pow. And that, Brittany, is so 2008 and... late.
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Sue: Brittany, here's a note for you. Hand-written and in crayon. From the human canon, saying how much it misses you.
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Sue: This level of risk and danger makes me feel alive again.
Figgins: But the risk and danger isn't to you.
Sue: That's the best part.
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Sue: I try to make a habit of not touching carnie folk. But, fella, I'll take it.
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