Susan Mayer Quotes
Susan: Moby Dick?
Robin: It's not what you think. It's about a whale.
Lawyer: "To my dearest Susie Q. Who endured my infidelities far longer than she should have, years of cheating, betrayals almost from the day we were married...
Susan: Can we just skip to the part where I get stuff?
Susan: You fantasize about other men when you're with Carlos?
Gabrielle: Honey, Carlos has been so many different men, I'm actually surprised when I open my eyes and it's Carlos.
Oh, no! He's heading towards the toaster with a fork!
Susan: If we are gonna put this behind us, I need to know about everyone that you've seen since we were married.
Karl: Everyone? I don't think this is a good idea.
Susan: Karl, I don't want to be wondering, when we go to a party or a restaurant, "did he sleep with her? Her? Her?"
Karl: Okay. Well, you found out about Brandy.
Susan: Yes. It was nice to put the panties with a face.
Bree: Susan, I went into this with my eyes wide open. I know who Karl was and who he sometimes still is. But I believe him when he says he wants to change. And isn't that what you're supposed to do when you love someone?
Karl: Did you say... love?
Bree: I think I did.
Susan: Bree, I have to ask you one question... Are you drinking again?
Susan: There's Katherine's room. Now, you might hear some screams for help in there, ignore them.
Bob: Is this what you meant by "I'll behave calmly and rationally"?
Susan: That was just to get you to unlock the car door.
Oh, crap. Who's dead now?
Mike: Honey, let her have her lies. Let her plot. You got nothing to worry about. You mean everything to me and Katherine means nothing.
Susan: Well, that's sweet. I'm gonna go tell her you said that.
Katherine: Haven't seen you in a while.
Susan: Well, I've been... using the back door a lot more lately.
Susan: Oh my God! Katherine, the gun just went off. Are you all right?
Katherine: You tried to kill me!
Susan: Okay, I just shot you. Let's not be throwing accusations around.
Okay, next time I won't bring my daughter to stalk my boyfriend. It was a slight error in judgment
