If destiny was by choice I would have developed an ass instead of a mustache.

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Tamara: Son of a bitch! You played me!
Sadie: You're welcome.

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Why are you talking like a fortune cookie?

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Sign here if you think Ricky Schwartz is a douche.

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Tamara: Hot tub? When did you get a hot tub?
Jenna: When my mom got desperate.
Lacey: I heard that!

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Ricky: Hi beautiful.
Tamara: Die.

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Get over you.

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Well, if they tell you to drink the Kool-Aid and take a nap. Don't.

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I think we lost Ming to the Far East.

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Tamara: She is so jacked up on Jesus.
Jenna: I'm glad we're friends again.
Tamara: We're not.
Jenna: It was a friendship drive by.

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Tamara: Remember his shirt, "Take it outside?" I realized where I know that from: My mouth. That's what I said to Ricky Schwartz when I pulled my freaky-dink at the assembly. Kyle's moved on from stalking you to stalking me!

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Tamara: Got any tips for me?
Ally: We don't have enough time.

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