I think we lost Ming to the Far East.

Okay, let's stop making drama cakes for a sec, and think tank this.

I knew this was gonna happen. I really might be psychic.

Get over you.

Tamara: Got any tips for me?
Ally: We don't have enough time.

Jenna: What? Why didn't you give me the heads up?
Tamara: I don't know maybe I was busy buying lottery tickets 'cause I'm a freakin' psychic.

Tamara: Remember his shirt, "Take it outside?" I realized where I know that from: My mouth. That's what I said to Ricky Schwartz when I pulled my freaky-dink at the assembly. Kyle's moved on from stalking you to stalking me!

Well, if they tell you to drink the Kool-Aid and take a nap. Don't.

Tamara: Am I cockblocking?
Ming: Yes!

I call shenanigans.

Tamara: Holy sh*t!
Ming: Holy sh*t!
Jenna: You are supposed to be calming me down!
Tamara: I am sorry J, but holy sh*t!

Ugh, I wish our boyfriends would break up.

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna