I call shenanigans.

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Jenna: Bad breakup?
Tamara: 10.5 on the dick-ter scale.

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Sadie: Where can I get ready?
Tamara: By the dumpster.
Sadie: That's sweet, but I don't have time for a tour of your home.

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Jenna: What? Why didn't you give me the heads up?
Tamara: I don't know maybe I was busy buying lottery tickets 'cause I'm a freakin' psychic.

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Stop being so dramastic Hamilton.

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If you got down and dirty in that hellhole you have more to worry about than your image. The Sanctuary is the slutty vagina of palace hills, total pitri dish.

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Tamara: What kind of monster would do something so Resident Evil?
Valerie: Sadie!

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I punch the guy one time and you Chris Brown-ify me.

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What the hell is a sex touch?

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I'm a communicator and a little bit psychic.

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My last pre-sex selfie.

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Let me tell you something about Ricky Schwartz. The only time he uses the "L word" is for burritos and lesbian porn.

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