Tamara: Got any tips for me?
Ally: We don't have enough time.

Tamara: What the hell is going on with your Mom? Think she has cancer?
Jenna: Maybe.

What the hell is a sex touch?

Tamara: She is so jacked up on Jesus.
Jenna: I'm glad we're friends again.
Tamara: We're not.
Jenna: It was a friendship drive by.

Jenna: What are you gonna do?
Tamara: Tell him to go f*** himself.

Tamara: What kind of monster would do something so Resident Evil?
Valerie: Sadie!

If destiny was by choice I would have developed an ass instead of a mustache.

Eat shit Ricky!

Tamara: You would know if it was me. I can't keep a secret for shit.
Ming: True.

Matty didn't even flinch he just jet-ski'd past his heartache.

He sexted me a picture of his hands with a note that said "we miss you."

He looked upset, boners don't make you upset.

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna