Popular Tamara Quotes
I call shenanigans.
Jenna: Bad breakup?
Tamara: 10.5 on the dick-ter scale.
I know what you're doing after school.
Ricky: Hi beautiful.
Tamara: Die.
I need to get out of here. Emily is so far up my butt I can taste her, and if that isn't craptastic enough I keep seeing Sadie and Ricky. They've been raping each others faces all night.
No joke, Ben's your mom's Matty.
Tamara: Jesus, your mom documented high school like it was the best time of her life.
Jenna: And it was.
Jenna and Tamara: Sad.
Sadie: Where can I get ready?
Tamara: By the dumpster.
Sadie: That's sweet, but I don't have time for a tour of your home.
Wedding Planner: I pay cash.
Tamara: I am your slave!
Jenna: We need to find a way to tone this down. Suggestions?
Tamara: Put on a hat.
Jenna: What's that gonna do?
Tamara: Hide your face.
He kept giving me weird non-answers like my cell phone robot.
He looked upset, boners don't make you upset.
