I think we lost Ming to the Far East.

If you got down and dirty in that hellhole you have more to worry about than your image. The Sanctuary is the slutty vagina of palace hills, total pitri dish.

Tamara: Son of a bitch! You played me!
Sadie: You're welcome.

Sign here if you think Ricky Schwartz is a douche.

Tamara: Hot tub? When did you get a hot tub?
Jenna: When my mom got desperate.
Lacey: I heard that!

Get over you.

Tamara: Remember his shirt, "Take it outside?" I realized where I know that from: My mouth. That's what I said to Ricky Schwartz when I pulled my freaky-dink at the assembly. Kyle's moved on from stalking you to stalking me!

Well, if they tell you to drink the Kool-Aid and take a nap. Don't.

Tamara: Am I cockblocking?
Ming: Yes!

What am I doing? I've been spending my whole night trying to out-douche a douche.

Now find me someone to dry hump.

He looked upset, boners don't make you upset.

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna