Favorite Teresa Lisbon Quotes
Jane: Is she all right?
Lisbon: Yeah.
Bosco: Thank God.
Jane: Well, thank kevlar, actually.
Lisbon: Jane, I need you.
Jane: It's nice to be needed. Anything for you Lisbon.
Patrick: You don't like the way I drive, you despise it.
Teresa: You drive way too fast.
Patrick: I drive just fast enough. You hate not being the one in control and yet you're willing to overcome your irrational fears to cheer me up. That's a beautiful thing, Lisbon. Thank you, I'd love to drive.
Teresa: Never mind.
Lisbon: What can you get for $127.68?
Cho: You could go crazy at Olive Garden.
Lisbon: You killed her husband.
Jane: Well there you go. The ice is broken. We have something to talk about.
Jane: You keep a hammer in your desk?
Lisbon: You only think you know everything about me.
Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?
Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.
Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.
Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.
Kimball: Look, a goat. Goats are signs of Satan.
Teresa: So petting zoos are, like, gateways to hell?
Kimball: Pretty much.
Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.
Lisbon: Are you sure about this?
Jane: Are you ever going to tire of asking me that?
