I'm Special Agent in Charge Teresa Lisbon. Who the hell are you?

Lisbon: I'll have Cho track down the body but Partridge could be buried by now.
Jane: Well, have Cho bring a shovel.

Lisbon: A secret society of dirty cops.
Jane: And Red John's a member.

Cho: They found the remains of three people. Positive remains of Bret Stiles, Ray Haffner, and Thomas McAllister.
Lisbon: Are you sure? I would have think Bret Stiles would survive a nuclear attack.

Jane: After close 20 years working in law enforcement you're just changing your mind?
Lisbon: About Red John, yes.

Some men, men like Red John, they don't deserve a trial. They don't deserve a jury. They deserve what they have coming to them.

Haffner: I'm not afraid of Patrick Jane.
Lisbon: Then what's the problem with showing up?

Haffner: What investigation?
Teresa: It's not important.
Haffner: Really, it is if you want my help.

Lisbon: Jane, you do this and you're throwing your life away.
Jane: Bye Lisbon.

Lisbon: We can't lie.
Jane: We do it all the time.

Lisbon: Every time we go to see one of these Red John suspects, I get edgy.
Jane: Really? Can't tell.
Lisbon: Really? Oh.

Lisbon: Hey Jane. Care to offer your opinion?
Jane: These ducks love muffins.
Lisbon: Very helpful.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.