I know you see he's not psychic, but I'm not so sur

Lisbon: You were right about the phone traces. Red John hooked me like a fish.
Jane: Well, at least he threw you back.

Red John is my case. You work for me.

Jane: Well if he's Red John he's a very good actor.
Lisbon: He'd have to be, wouldn't he?

Jane: It's a trick.
Lisbon: A trick how?
Jane: I don't know.

Lisbon: What if Red John really does have powers?
Jane: Please, and what if dolphins were actually aliens from another galaxy? That would be kind of cool.

Jane: If I tell you why I won't tell you you'll get mad at me.
Lisbon: I'm already mad at you.

Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.

For once in your life Lisbon don't be the voice of reason be the voice of wrath.

Rigsby: Why hide something in Tupperware?
Lisbon: I don't know. Keep it fresh.
Van Pelt: Nothing stays fresh for nine years.

Well, if you're going to get in a gun fight it's best to get in one with an arthritic shooter.

Lisbon: Jane, I need you.
Jane: It's nice to be needed. Anything for you Lisbon.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.