Bishop: Here we go. A homeless guy. Doesn't really look like Tony.
McGee: Give him a few years.

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• Added: April 05, 2016

Tony: What's the matter?
McGee: I'm getting a call from myself.
Bishop: Answer it. See what you want.

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• Added: March 23, 2016

I'm expecting a call from a jeweler. I've been looking at diamond rings.

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• Added: March 23, 2016

Bishop: I was thinking. Anyone who would make you a seven-layer burrito on a weekday before work....that is love.
McGee: I was thinking the same thing.

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• Added: March 16, 2016

McGee: She's pretty. Who is she?
Tony: Her name's Leah. Met her last week. She's the first triple-T I've met in the last three years.
Bishop: Triple-T. Do I even want to know?
Tony: Tall. Tasty. Trust-funded.

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• Added: March 01, 2016

Tony: See, this is why we shouldn't go home at night. There's no point.
McGee: Where's your date?
Tony: Probably the same place your download dinner went, Mcbite me.
Delilah: No comment.

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• Added: March 01, 2016

Dare you to pick that up, Missy.

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• Added: February 23, 2016

Valeri: Timothy Farragut McGee. You are a sight for sore eyes.
McGee: Val?
Tony: Farragut? I knew he had a middle name.

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• Added: February 16, 2016

Valeri: Okay, Tim, just please tell him the story already.
Bishop: You haven't heard this story?
Tony: Bishop knows?
McGee: Alright, look. I'll tell you but you can't make fun of me.
Tony: I promise. My word is my bond.
McGee: Well, Val and I were each other's first kiss.
Tony: What does that have to do with the tooth?
McGee: It was allergy season and, well, I leaned in for a kiss. Got a little itch. Turned into a sneeze and I head-butted her.
Valeri: I spent the next few hours at the dentist.
Bishop: Talk about memorable.
Tony: Timothy Farragut McGee. You smooth operator.
McGee: Tony.
Tony: Thank you for honoring me with the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

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• Added: February 16, 2016

McGee: Sometimes I think you prefer being alone.
Tony: We all have to live with our decisions, Tim.

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• Added: February 09, 2016

I'm confused. Are you having trouble building a case against me? Do you need the Navy's help?

Katz

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• Added: January 19, 2016

McGee: You and Zoe broke up?
Tony: You heard.
McGee: Why didn't you tell me?
Tony: Well the break-up bug's going around. Didn't want you to catch it.

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• Added: January 06, 2016