Oh my God, Sue has sex in your bed!

Tina: Is it really so crazy for a girl to ask a boy for his hand in marriage these days?
Artie: When you're not even dating the boy?
Puck: Yes, it is.

Tina: I'm so stupid! What kind of idiot does this?
Mike: You...

My name is Tina Cohen Chang and you don't care. I am wildly unpopular but I love being unpopular. I'm trying to be unpopular because I am goth and goths have no time for cliche, bougie high school cliques. We are the anti-clique.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt