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For those of you who turned out to see my stand-up comedy debut at Zany's last night, I again apologize for what I said about Moroccans.
Just to put it out there, Tom Tucker is packin'. I drive a 2006 Infiniti, and I don't intend to lose it. So come and get some, punks.
If there's one thing the new drinking age has done, it's to let us know that women tell terrible stories.