Tracy Jordan Quotes (Page 4)
Season 5, Episode 11: "Mrs. Donaghy"
Tracy: I'm sorry I'm four hours late but my alarm clock didn't go off because it died in a c**k fight last night.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 10: "Christmas Attack Zone"
Tracy: I gotta stay serious. From now on the only movies Tracy Jordan makes are about the Holocaust, Georgia O'Keefe, or both.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 9: "Chain Reaction of Mental Anguish"
Jack: You're the only one bank rolling this? What about Brown and Folderson?
Tracy: That's what I call my wallet.
• Rating: Unrated
Tracy: What is Senor Mexico saying? Stop keeping me out the loop!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Hey! What was that sound? It was opportunity knocking.
Jack: No one knocked, you just barged in.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 8: "College"
Jenna: I'm the hot blonde...
Tracy: And I'm the nerd who takes off his glasses and everyone realizes he's handsome.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Your boos are not scaring me. I know most of you are not ghosts.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 7: "Brooklyn Without Limits"
Tracy: It's like the thing I said in another movie I made, compromises are for lesser souls. Die werewolf zombie.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Tracy: Sabotage? But I'm the one who does that to me.
• Rating: Unrated
Tracy: Jenna, a word. Specifically, the word talking.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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