I just wanna make you proud of me, LL-Dad-Liz-Dad.

Liz: Why are you so heavy?
Tracy: Cause so much of me has died.

It's a California Kong, which is two California Kings tied together with gorilla leather.

You're still here! You didn't go to the store for milk and heroin and then never come back.

Liz: You're at rehearsal before me?
Tracy: Of course I am, Liz-Dad. I'm your good boy.

Who has the time with work, family, hobbies, listing excuses?

It sure is rewarding as a tv viewer when someone you're invested in shows growth.

I'm scared J Mo, and not just 'cause today's the day that guy that tried to kill me gets out of jail.

Tracy: Roker should be on my side.
Jenna: Why? Because you both have had huge weight fluctuations?

I get second billing to this small booby grandma?

I feel like Oscar the Grouch today, and not just because I woke up in a garbage can this morning startling someone named Gordon.

Jenna: Any mysteries that need solving, Liz?
Liz: Actually yes.
Tracy: What happened? Who attacked you and gave you that haircut?

30 Rock Quotes

Jenna: Oh, I'm not worried because I have something the other actors don't.
Liz: Don't say your sexuality.
Jenna: My sexuality.
Liz: Oh, god, Jenna! When has that ever worked?
Jenna: When has it not worked?!

Passing out and cursing on St. Patrick's Day. Is nothing sacred anymore?