My love tank is empty!

I think I just solved the mystery of the phantom pooper.

Jon Hamm (as Abner): Here I is Alfie.
Tracy (as Alfie): Oh hell no, I ain't doin' this.

Tracy: Jenna I've been thinking.
Jenna: Why? You're famous.

I didn't get to work an hour late just to be the first one here.

Son this isn't easy for me to say because my tongue caught what my foot has...

Liz Lemon is the only person I know who even has a father.

I never even taught him how to shave...an orangutan.

Something terrible has happened, and for once I'm not talking about the collapse of the middle class.

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