Popular Troy Quotes
Pierce has got space madness or he's just old or something.
There is a time and a place for subtlety, and that time was before Scary Movie.
Ice cream is everywhere, but never on your thighs.
Troy [on heaven, rapping]
Troy: I'm a dracula.
Abed: You mean a vampire?
Troy: I don't need to know which dracula I am to be a dracula. Nerd.
I wanna see if those wiener dogs are born that way, or if they start off normal and then get wiener.
Do they find thoughts in our butts? I knew I should've read that book.
Enjoy eating fiber and watching The Mentalist.
Troy [to Britta]
Latvian Independence Parade. Don't look at me, they had the proper permits.
Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus.
Troy [reading the cake]
Jeff: You were born 21 years ago.
Troy: Which would make me 20, because everyone is 10 for two years. Because fifth grade is really hard for every...one. Mom how many lies have I been living!?
Yes. I want to bathe in manhood.
Shirley: Pierce has always been on my watch list.
Troy: That dude is crazy. He told me girls have two pee holes
