Popular Troy Quotes
Troy: He released Annie's Boobs. Annie's Boobs could be anywhere.
Shirley: We get it! You named your monkey Annie's Boobs.
My uncle was struck by lightning. You'd think it would give you superpowers, but now he just masturbates in movie theaters.
They're making us walk around with pretzels in our butts, and I put mustard on mine like an idiot.
Troy: I want TBD. Is that new?
Pierce: If it's what I think, I had it for about a month in the '70s.
Why's she teaching Spanish if she's a doctor? Go cure something.
Someone make her a dude, so I can punch her.
Troy: I think I got half of it, which got me through the half I didn't.
Abed: Like the first season of The Wire.
Troy: I'm just sharing what you say.
Pierce: Yeah? Well, what if I share all the stuff you say? He thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls.
Troy: There's no way to disprove that. Have you ever seen a cat penis?
Did you know that go-gurt is just yogurt?
Because if someone comes up here, Kanye and Kumar get taken to jail. You get taken to dinner.
You've gone from precious to annoying.
Troy [to Annie]
Shirley: Pierce has always been on my watch list.
Troy: That dude is crazy. He told me girls have two pee holes
