Troy Quotes (Page 11)
Season 2, Episode 1: "Anthropology 101"
Troy: I'm just sharing what you say.
Pierce: Yeah? Well, what if I share all the stuff you say? He thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls.
Troy: There's no way to disprove that. Have you ever seen a cat penis?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 23: "English as a Second Language"
Troy: I think I got half of it, which got me through the half I didn't.
Abed: Like the first season of The Wire.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: Someone make her a dude, so I can punch her.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: Why's she teaching Spanish if she's a doctor? Go cure something.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 22: "Modern Warfare"
Troy: I want TBD. Is that new?
Pierce: If it's what I think, I had it for about a month in the '70s.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 21: "The Art of Discourse"
Troy: They're making us walk around with pretzels in our butts, and I put mustard on mine like an idiot.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: My uncle was struck by lightning. You'd think it would give you superpowers, but now he just masturbates in movie theaters.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 20: "Contemporary American Poultry"
Troy: He released Annie's Boobs. Annie's Boobs could be anywhere.
Shirley: We get it! You named your monkey Annie's Boobs.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Troy: Can we make this quick? I have to give a banana to Annie's Boobs.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Troy: I think I'm failing psychopharmacology.
Britta: Why are you taking that?
Troy: I thought it was a class about crazy farm animals.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
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