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Abed: Do you think bees eat their own honey?
Troy: I'm sure they've at least tasted it.

How come he gets a front stinger?

Are you sure my costume isn't on backwards? Somehow I felt more confident before.

I wish my mouth was farther away from my brain. I wish my brain had its own brain.

Troy: Is it black Michael Chiklis?
Annie: No!
Pierce: Is it white George Foreman
Britta: You guys are talking about the same person. He's biracial, his name is David and he's a human being.

I checked all Pierce's wardrobes for portals to magical worlds. All I found was something called Emmanuelle in Space on laser disc. I couldn't watch it but it sounded sexy. Laser. Disc.

Who taught you therapy, Michael Jackson's dad?

Annie: Weird night huh?
Troy: Yeah. Alcohol makes people sad. It's like the Lifetime movies of beverages.

Troy: I just spent the last two years thinking that you guys knew more than me about life, and I just found out you guys are just as dumb as me.
Britta: Da doi.
Jeff: Yeah. Da doi.

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