Troy Quotes (Page 10)
Season 2, Episode 6: "Epidemiology"
Troy: I'm a dracula.
Abed: You mean a vampire?
Troy: I don't need to know which dracula I am to be a dracula. Nerd.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 5: "Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples"
Troy [on heaven, rapping]: Ice cream is everywhere, but never on your thighs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 4: "Basic Rocket Science"
Troy: There is a time and a place for subtlety, and that time was before Scary Movie.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: Pierce has got space madness or he's just old or something.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: We are 40 light years outside of the buttermilk nebula, although it's possible that ... yeah, this is a sticker.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 2: "Accounting for Lawyers"
Troy [to Annie]: You've gone from precious to annoying.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: Because if someone comes up here, Kanye and Kumar get taken to jail. You get taken to dinner.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Troy: Did you know that go-gurt is just yogurt?
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 1: "Anthropology 101"
Troy: I'm just sharing what you say.
Pierce: Yeah? Well, what if I share all the stuff you say? He thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls.
Troy: There's no way to disprove that. Have you ever seen a cat penis?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 23: "English as a Second Language"
Troy: I think I got half of it, which got me through the half I didn't.
Abed: Like the first season of The Wire.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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