Favorite Vanessa Abrams Quotes
Vanessa: I can make you help me you know.
Blair: Oh, it makes jokes too!
Vanessa: Everyone knows you and Marcus broke up, but no one knows why. [shows picture]
Blair: Even you wouldn't stoop that low.
Vanessa: Blackmail works so well for you ... maybe I'm missing out!
Vanessa: [on Dan's wallet] What is this? Oh, it's where you keep your ... hundred dollar bills.
Dan: Do you know how hard it is to break one of those things? I don't know why they even make them.
Penelope: Oh, hello, weird documentary girl.
Vanessa: Oh, hello, sad Blair wannabe.
Vanessa: I always thought Serena was the reason you fell into the Upper East Side. But it was more than that.
Dan: Vanessa, seriously, this is none of your business.
Vanessa: You always wanted in. Maybe more than Jenny.
Dan: Of course the irony is, is that if I ever show it to anyone it'll guarantee my outsider status forever.
Dan: Why'd you tell him to stay with that woman? Y'know, I thought you liked him.
Vanessa: I do. That's why I did it.
Dan: I don't understand.
Vanessa: She told me that if Nate left her, she would go to the FBI and tell them where Nate's dad is hanging out. So ... I really didn't have a choice.
[still playing 'I Never'] I never slept with Chuck Bass twice. [drinks faster]
[to Nate, about Chuck] We're not a couple, it's just physical.
I came to you because I wanted to do something besides feel sorry for myself, but all it's been has been sleazy platitudes and you staring at my boobs.
Olivia: Have you ever ...
Dan: Me? No. Have I? No. I ... No. Never. Have you?
Olivia: Once. But it was in a movie, so it doesn't really count.
Vanessa: Not me. No.
Vanessa: Imagine if Serena had hit her head a little harder. Or the car rolled, or ...
Dan: Vanessa ... I love you.
Vanessa: [casually] I love you too.
Dan: [long pause] That's not the reaction I was hoping for.
Vanessa: Dan, sometimes when people are under emotional stress, they say things that they don't really mean.
Dan: Yeah. I think I read that somewhere.
Serena: Well at least now we know why Charlie's been acting so unbalanced.
Vanessa: Yeah. Because she is.
Dan: What are you doing here? This is Serena's brother's birthday party. It's not okay for you to just show up here.
Vanessa: All I want to do is apologize for the part I played in what happened to her. I had no idea that that was Juliet's plan. And you know me, Dan. I would never be okay with things going that far.
Dan: Yeah, that's what my sister said before she did the right thing and came clean. You, on the other hand, pointed the finger at her and left town.
