Popular Victory Ford Quotes
Wendy: What age do you think is too young for a cell phone?
Victory: Six? Are you talking about Taylor?
Wendy: You've known me for 20 years, you know I don't try on shoes in public.
Victory: Oh, Come on.
Wendy: No no, they marvel at how big they are. They bring out measuring devices.
Joe Bennett, did you fly me all the way to Paris to get out of dinner with my friends?
Joe: That might be my assistant. She's bringing my dinner. Kidding.
Victory: Let's go alienate Shane and Wendy.
What do you mean done? You didn't unclog my toilet, you met my best friends.
Victory: I tell you guys about things I'm afraid to show my dermatologist
Wendy: You still haven't had that looked at?
I knew something up the day we were at the park. Remember that guy with the tiny gym shorts? She was in total cougar mode!
Joe: So does this mean we're okay? Cause if you want me to join the posse for boggle night...
Vic: Don't be an ass.
Victory: Why haven't you ever been married?
Joe: I dunno I guess I just haven't met the right guy.
Victory: I'm serious.
Joe: ...and smelling a lot like my wine cellar.
Joe: I like it, it's cute.
Victory: Cute? What is cute? This is an evening gown, not a onesie!
Chloe: Can I mix gin with vodka?
Victory: Not after labor day.
Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.
