listening to music in the back seat of your car isn't a date, Joe. it's high school.

Nico: Breathe.
Victory: I can't. I feel like someone botoxed my entire body.

Victory: If the sketches were stolen, we need to speak to the men who did the move.
Joe: Somehow I doubt men with names like Bubba and Bones would know where to sell a cocktail dress design.

Wendy: If anyone can carry off a straight jacket, it's you.
Victory: Thanks, I do love a buckle

Your radiant and it's bugging me. Is it the Hollywood Cookie Diet?

Joe: ... my former dentist
Victory: Well aren't you gonna say hello?
Joe: Why should I? He gave me a sinus infection.

I don't want the man that I'm dating owning me.

Victory: As long as your my boss there's no point in discussing a romantic relationship.
Joe: That leaves is in a bit of a pickle doesn't it? And pickles and truffles. Not sexy.

Who cares what you didn't do, could have done, should've done. It's what you do now and from now on that really matters.

Victory: Promise one thing if I'm ever incapacitated, one of you will be my plucker.
Nico: I'm afraid.
Victory: If you're in a coma not a lot of grooming.
Nico: With trying to save your life and all...
Victory: If i wake up i don't want to look like Tom Selleck

I want you back in my life. I don't want to walk around hurt and angry and someone I'm not.

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.