Your radiant and it's bugging me. Is it the Hollywood Cookie Diet?

Wendy: If anyone can carry off a straight jacket, it's you.
Victory: Thanks, I do love a buckle

Victory: If the sketches were stolen, we need to speak to the men who did the move.
Joe: Somehow I doubt men with names like Bubba and Bones would know where to sell a cocktail dress design.

Nico: Breathe.
Victory: I can't. I feel like someone botoxed my entire body.

listening to music in the back seat of your car isn't a date, Joe. it's high school.

Victory [about a passerby's butt]: How do i get one of those? Lunges?
Nico: Yeah to a doctor on 73rd and Fifth.

Chloe: Can I mix gin with vodka?
Victory: Not after labor day.

Joe: I like it, it's cute.
Victory: Cute? What is cute? This is an evening gown, not a onesie!

Victory: Why haven't you ever been married?
Joe: I dunno I guess I just haven't met the right guy.
Victory: I'm serious.
Joe: ...and smelling a lot like my wine cellar.

Joe: So does this mean we're okay? Cause if you want me to join the posse for boggle night...
Vic: Don't be an ass.

I knew something up the day we were at the park. Remember that guy with the tiny gym shorts? She was in total cougar mode!

Victory: I tell you guys about things I'm afraid to show my dermatologist
Wendy: You still haven't had that looked at?

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.