Wendy: If anyone can carry off a straight jacket, it's you.
Victory: Thanks, I do love a buckle

Nico: You're freaking out
Wendy: No I'm not, I'm budha on the mountain

Maddy: I like this music.
Wendy: You should, you were conceived to it.

So we out of creamer?

Wendy

Wendy: Next time it would be nice if we all great ordered takeout from the same place.
Shane: Globalization is not great for the planet, but it's great for leftovers!

Wendy: You're doing laundry, I love you.
Shane: They're just socks. Wait 'til you see me folding.

Nico: I don't understand why'd he want to hurt me
Wendy: Because he's 25. He lives off ramen and red bull and has nothing to lose and nothing to gain

Victory: I tell you guys about things I'm afraid to show my dermatologist
Wendy: You still haven't had that looked at?

Wendy: You've known me for 20 years, you know I don't try on shoes in public.
Victory: Oh, Come on.
Wendy: No no, they marvel at how big they are. They bring out measuring devices.

Wendy: What age do you think is too young for a cell phone?
Victory: Six? Are you talking about Taylor?

I promised myself I wouldn't negotiate with a terrorist, but here I am.

Wendy: Look at me, my hands are shaking.
Shane: Take a Xanax.
Wendy: I already did, this beyond Xanax.

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.