Shane: If we're gonna be up all night, can we at least have a little fun?
Wendy: I cannot handle be screwed by two people at once.

Wendy: I lost my virginity in moccasins.
Nico: You remember what shoes you wore?
Wendy: It was the most memorable part

You gonna see dimples again? She's looking at coconut massage oil. You're going to sleep with him aren't you?

Wendy [about Nico]: And I always thought she screwed her way to the top
Victory: Yeah that's definitely the story I've heard

The freezer is stocked with dove bars and weed.

Nico: It's the clothes they're rejecting, not you.
Wendy: Her clothes are her.

It's like a tupperwear party, but with bling.

Wendy: Now, what about lunch?
Nico: Wendy we've had every meal together this week, I can hear you chew in my sleep.

Nico: Has enough time for me passed to wear something other than black?
Wendy: Well if it's solid yes, if it's print, no. Wear navy. Navy's good. It says I'm getting on my feet and it's still solid.
Nico: Can't I just wear a sign, I don't know how to do this.

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.