Popular Zapp Brannigan Quotes
Zapp: Since this is an emergency, all robots will now have their patriotism circuits activated.
Bender: It is every robot's duty to give his life for the good of humanity. Oh, crap!
Call me cocky, but if there's an alien out there I can't kill, I haven't met him and killed him yet. But I can't go it alone. That's why I'm ordering every available ship to report for duty. Anyone without a ship should secure a weapon and fire wildly into the air.
(watching the battle) Stop exploding you cowards!
Zapp Brannigan: Good work everyone; the mother-ship is destroyed. (Mother-ship emerges from space) What the hell is that thing?
Kif: It appears to be the mother-ship...
Zapp Brannigan: Then what did we just blow up?
Kif: (checks radar) The Hubble Telescope.
Lrr: Surely you know McNeil. She is an unmarried human female struggling to succeed in a human male's world.
Zapp Brannigan: Maybe that's just her excuse for being incompetent.
Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodel.
My instincts are to hide in the barrel like the wiley fish.
Dr. Zoidberg: Sure, who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere?
Nixon: I say Brannigan!
Zapp: I say no!
Leela: I say me!
Nixon: I say Leela!
Leela: I say yes again!
Fry: I say no!
Zapp: I say I should join her!
Leela: But its only a one man craft... I say...
Zapp: There's only going to be one man.
Leela: Are you sure I have to sit in your lap?
Zapp: It'll help us achieve maximum thrust.
Leela: Lift off.
Zapp: I'll roger that.
The long dramatic corridor... that's never a good sign.
We'll write our own bible, with less Sodom and more Gomorrah.
