Marge: Do you want your son to grow up to be Chief Justice of the Supreme court or a sleazy male stripper?
Homer: Can't he be both like the late Earl Warren?
Marge: Earl Warren wasn't a stripper!
Homer: Now who's being naive?


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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 6: "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie"
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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 6 Quotes

Let's take a look back at the year 1928. A year when you might have seen Al Capone dancing the Charleston on top of a flagpole. It was also the year of the very virst Scratchy cartoon entitled "That Happy Cat." The film did very poorly, but the following year, Scratchy was teamed up with a psychotic young mouse named Itchy and cartoon history was made.

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