Quagmire: What are you doing? Joe: I'm watching Bonnie undress. Cleveland: Bonnie's your wife. Joe: I like to watch her strip, and pretend she's a total stranger who looks exactly like my wife and lives in my house. Get naked, you strange whore!!
Brian: Look, you obviously didn't hear me yesterday, so I'll explain it again. And here to assist me is headmaster of the New York School for the Hard-of-Hearing, Mr. Garrett Morris. (a live-action shot of Garrett Morris appears between the two) Brian: Meg, we're not boyfriend and girlfriend. Garrett: (shouts) We're not boyfriend and girlfriend! Brian: I will never be attracted to you. Garrett: I will never be attracted to you! Brian: You're acting like a psycho bitch. Garrett: You're acting like a psycho bitch! Brian: Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow. Garrett: Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow! (Brian leaves) Meg: I won't be ignored, Brian! Garrett: (looks at her) Hmm. I like your ass.