Stewie Griffin Quotes
Amazing. One second of a stranger's voice on a phone, and you've got full Bollywood.Stewie
Stewie: Oh my God. They just elected him out of pity, because they think he's mentally challenged.
Brian: Kind of like we did with George W. Bush, huh? Right?
Stewie: [loud sigh] I guess. I guess, Brian. I don't...I don't know. Let's just watch some commercials now.
I ate a dime once. It became a manhole cover for like three days, then pow!
Hey, it's Stewie. All I know about cars is what my mom does.
That one trip to the petting zoo really messed me up. I saw too much.
Stewie: I want you to come inside me while I'm asleep.
Brian: No, don't say it like that.
This isn't a job for the meek, Brian. When you get in there -- you got to be hard.
Oh, my grundle. It's bruised. It's bruised bad.
I'm Brian. I like garbage peanut butter, and I wear my "I voted" sticker for a year and a half.
Thanks for coming to my big night, Brian. I see you got all dressed up in your exposed weiner.
Brian: OMG, Stewie. What are you doing in the toilet with the lid closed?
Stewie: Ted R. says this is where a piece of crap has to live.
It's so salty and chunky where you don't want it to be.