Stewie Griffin Quotes
Season 10, Episode 12: "Livin' On A Prayer"
Stewie: "Kevin Smith because he's too fat to ride on the plane!"
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 10, Episode 11: "The Blind Side"
Stewie: "1,2,3,4 I'm dancing from my vagina.
1,2,3,4 I'm grinding, I'm grinding
Orgasm-eyes, Orgasm-eyes, and we're done."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: "Batman, Batman, they built a lazy susan for your nuclear car. That's something they consider conversation-worthy."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: "Hey anything is possible right? I once found the Batcave."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: "Brian, if I take up roller derby what od you think my name should be? Bruisin' B. Anthony, Alicia Sleaze, or Quo Hag?"
Brian: "How about Harlot O'Scara?"
Stewie: "You d**k, that's awesome."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 10, Episode 9: "Grumpy Old Man"
Stewie: "No worries. Now I can work at Hot Topic and make people sick as I ring up their purchases."
• Rating: Unrated
Season 10, Episode 8: "Cool Hand Peter"
Stewie: "All right, I guess this is the night b*tches die."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 10, Episode 7: "Amish Guy"
Stewie: "Brian, is this our vacation?"
Brian: "Yea."
Stewie: "Oh...are we trash?"
Brian: "Kinda."
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Season 10, Episode 2: "Seahorse Seashell Party"
Stewie: Omg, everyone's already tweeting "Stewie Just Said That."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 10, Episode 1: "Lottery Fever"
Stewie: You know I'm still young enough that you can drop me off at the fire station, no questions asked.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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