(Volunteers offer to help Marge and Homer with Bart's predicament in the well.)
Falcon Man: Grasping the child firmly in his talons, Socrates here will fly him to safety! Just watch.
(The falcon is released and flies away) I don't think he's coming back.
Sea Captain: With this hook, and this hunk of chocolate, I'll land your boy. And I'll clean him for free.
Professor Frink: Although we can't reach the boy, we can freeze him with liquid nitrogen, so that future generations can rescue him.


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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 13 Quotes

Bart: Look, I'll level with you; there is no Timmy 'O Toole, it was just a prank I was playing on everybody.
Lou: Well you sure fooled us, kid.
Eddie: Hey I've got an idea for a prank. Let's go home and go to sleep. He-he-he.

Homer: It's not our fault, we didn't want the boy, he was an accident!
Marge: Homer!!!
Homer: Um, could you edit that last part out?
Kent: Mr. Simpson, we're live coast to coast!
Homer: D'oh!